the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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