hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
