thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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