I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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