So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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