So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
