some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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