yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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