Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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