scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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