Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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