I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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