I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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