your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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