$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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