Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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