Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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