She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
