The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
