hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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