I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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