The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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