So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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