Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
