Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Randomize
