I wish life had little blips of pornography
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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