Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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