Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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