I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
