Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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