my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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