Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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