Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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