North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dicks are not precious.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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