I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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