the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
whose parrot is this?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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