So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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