I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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