After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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