I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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