when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Randomize
