thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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