Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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