Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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