he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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