Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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