I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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