id be glad to
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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