She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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