Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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