I hate your face
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I wear drunk well.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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