Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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