so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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